- Baptist explanation: There
must be sin in your life. Everyone else opened it fine.
- Presbyterian explanation: It's
not God's will for you to open this link.
- Word of Faith explanation:
You lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented
you from realizing this link's fulfillment.
- Charismatic explanation: Thou
art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!
- Unitarian explanation: All
links are equal, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to
experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment.
- Buddhist explanation: .........................
- Episcopalian explanation:
Are you saying you have something against homosexuals?
- Christian Science explanation: There
really is no link.
- Atheist explanation: The only
reason you think this link exists is because you needed to invent it.
- Church counselor's explanation:
And what did you feel when the link would not open?
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